A chainsaw wood carving artist, Ned is that guy that you always want to hang out with… but never leaves. It’s a mystery about what happened to Ned’s parents. By age 12, he started showing up at the Harkers, and it’s been that way ever since. Without any real parenting or role models in his life, Ned has convinced himself that he is awesome at everything, even though that remains to be seen. Nonetheless, he is the kind of friend you want in your corner, even if he has no idea how he got there. Ned is madly in love with Paige Harker, Gerry and Charlie’s sister.